reserve:

markets:

talks to a girl and is immediately hit with an 105 degree fever nausea chills etc has to lie in bed all day wiping sweat off my forehead with a silk handkerchief and writing about my illness in my diary like a malnourished victorian man

honey that’s not the girl that’s your moderna booster

emswift:

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

knifefightscene:

No more girlbossing i want to girl rest girl sleep girl lay down etc

cum–brulee:

snoozu:

if u see me in the tags saying shit like “wow. renowned.” or “his majesty is out here..” mind your business im figuring it out

snoozu:

i rlly need a new vocabulary i cant keep saying iconic and king over and over again

Transcendent, My Liege

bashircore:

maturing is realizing that emojis and emoticons can coexist….. an emoji cannot express the feeling of :) and an emoticon cannot express the feeling of 😳. #peaceandlove

frumpkingoesfurrst:

We’ll never die

unclefather:

997:

F

we finally did it. we won. we are the cockroaches of the internet

totallyfubar:

weirdness-is-good:

uzmashroom:

blackpyrefly:

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats.